JC
Volvo News! - Hooray. - They have
launched a car which parks itself.
And I don't mean you sit in it.
The idea is, you pull up
outside your office, get out,
go into your office.
It goes off, finds a space, I'm not
making this up, and parks in it.
The only problem is,
when you come out of your office,
how do you know where it's parked?

RH
But what if it had to park
three streets away?
Or what if it's just given up
and gone home?

JM
Hang on,
how does it know what the rules are?
You know those signs that go
with single yellow lines
and those ones where there
are two lines on the kerb?
They're complicated. And it's
Swedish anyway, so it can't read it.

RH
What worries me about this is,
the roads will be full of driverless,
slightly panicky Volvos
scurrying about going,
"Can I park here? Can I park there?
Where can I go?"
- It's going to be terrifying.

JC
- It's the lampposts. 

RH
- What?

JC
- All the lampposts will have missing
Volvo pictures on. - Aww.
"He's only a year old
and he's called Tiddles
"and he went off to find a parking
space and I haven't seen him since!"
Anyway, let's move on...