J.C.
Well, if you are a yobbo
and you have a suggestion,
write it down on a note, attach it to brick
and throw it through our window
at 201, Wood Lane, London,
W, wherever we are, 12.
Hammond. 

R.H.
What?

J.C.
You like a Camaro,
don't you?

R.H.
Yes, I do.

J.C.
OK, well, they've made one just for
you. Here it is. There you go.

R.H.
Funny!

J.C.
Ignore the little one,
that's a Hot Wheels one.
What they've done is a full size
Hot Wheels model of the Camaro.

R.H.
So they've made a full size
version of a model which is
a miniature version of a full size car?

J.C.
Yes, I can't understand the logic
myself but that's what they've done.
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J.C.
The worst thing about Hot Wheels is
when you get up in the night
for a pee and you tread on one.

R.H.
Or Lego.

J.C.
Or an upturned plug.

R.H.
No, Lego's worse.

J.C.
Why?

R.H.
Because an upturned plug is big.
Lego hides in the carpets.
You can't see it.

J.C.
Is there anything worse than an
upturned plug for treading on
in the middle of the night?

J.M.
A land mine.
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J.C.
On the plus side, Hammond and May
now had to get across Paris
to catch their train to Milan.
Which wouldn't be leaving
for another 80 minutes.
'That meant I could close the gap
'and I had just the engine for the job.'
It's a big, 5.8L, supercharged V8,
but unlike most traditional American V8s,
this one isn't made from
melted-down box girder bridges.
It's actually quite sophisticated.
The block is made in Germany,
where they know what they're doing.
It's got plasma-this and Stellite-that.